What do I do?
I try (with varying success) to keep up my "professional" profile on LinkedIn.
Right now I work at Rally. It doesn't suck.
I worked at Thoughtworks for a good while. I have the frequent flier miles to prove it.
I studied Math and Comp Sci (with a large course load in Russian language) at Tufts (outside of lovely Baahston), then got my M.S. in Comp Sci (with a large load of Linguistics coursework - because I specialized in Computational Linguistics), at Ohio State in Columbus.
Where am I? Where have I been?
Now I live in Boulder, which I'd been visiting for years and years prior - finally decided it was time to just move, already.
For a number of years, I lived in Brussels, Belgium.  Those were formative years.
I was born and raised in Oregon.  I mean, before that whole Brussels escapade.
I also lived in Costa Rica (near San José, not at the beach or anything …) for a Load of Years.
Who can I plug?
My wife works with Cotton Council International, bringing U.S. Cotton to buyers in various other countries.
My buddy Karan does spiffy things with graphics and animation.
My stepmom happens to be a great SAT, ACT, college admission prep, etc. coach. Check her out!
Looking for a career change? My brother in law is an agent and recruiter in Boulder.
My other brother in law produces films. Here's his filmography
Yet another brother in law is a musician. Here's his site.